"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life." -Easy A

kisakisaxo:

I should be packing but I’m on Tumblr.

A story by me & every other college student.



❝ Because the gates were just      open for one day, Hans and     Anna knew this was their only     chance to be together. ❞

❝ Because the gates were just
     open for one day, Hans and
     Anna knew this was their only
     chance to be together

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ifyoucouldchangeyourfatewouldyou:

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

why is that sad?

ifyoucouldchangeyourfatewouldyou:

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

why is that sad?

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Tell the guards to open up the gates!

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imaginethat1d:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK IS THIIIIIIS?????????????????????

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seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

image

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davys-eyebrows:

Now we all know what Spongebob was talking about, the

was actually Calum Hood’s dick the whole time


captnmcd:

Beatles cake! This thing was HUUUGE and for a 15 year olds birthday! sometimes is boggles my mind that some people can spend this much on their 15 year old when others have to go way smaller and way more basic for their weddings.  AAAANYWHO! british flag, yellow submarine and lucy in the sky with diamonds, some of their records, abbey road and all you need is love, its quite inclusive of great beatles things.  Mostly fondant, some buttercream piping on the bottom tier design and the trim on all layers.

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